As a beginner to 'reviewing' for Easytoys, this was quite exciting. Which toy does Easytoys trust me to try out and write a review about? II have some experience with different types of toys. The funny thing is that, despite other posts on review sites, cheap toys can often surprise me and the more expensive ones can be a bit disappointing!
Right, back to the review... I was very happy to hear that I was going to be testing the Satisfyer Men - Heat Vibration. If you ask me, this is a great option for people who want to gradually start spending more on a nice toy!
So here it is.
I don't know if people will recognize that feeling, but for me, receiving a package feels a bit like getting a present. Despite the fast shipping (on my doorstep the next day), there's a certain tension that arises as you wait. So it's even more fun when your package 'finally' arrives!
After I received the package and sent the mailman back to his truck as soon as possible with a friendly thank you (no time to lose!) the unboxing began. The Satisfyer was packed sturdily and anonymously, as we've come to expect.
It's always nice to know that you don't have to accept your package red faced from embarrassment (as far as I'm concerned that would never be necessary...)!
The Satisfyer itself comes in a lovely black box. It's nothing too special, but it's definitely not cheap packaging. It also comes with a safety seal. So you can be sure no one has opened it before you????. Of course there is also a clear, convenient manual!
So let's unbox it
Okay, the packaging is all well and good, but ultimately it's about the content. So, as soon as I had sent the mailman away and taken the necessary pictures, it was time to take the Satisfyer Men - Heat Vibration out of its package.
The first impression was good. The Satsifyer is beautifully designed and feels sturdy and well made. The buttons are nicely integrated into the design (I'll come back to this later) and the entrance is made of nice soft material.
Because no one likes a dead battery, especially when you don't have any new ones lying around, it is a blessing to me that more and more toys come with rechargeable batteries. Including the Satisfyer! You can easily charge it with a magnetic charger and it's ready to use again in no time.
Let’s Go
Everything is unboxed, charged up and ready to use. Clearly you need a hard cock to use the Satisfyer. I was just wondering if you could use it to actually get your dick hard. Of course there's only one way to find out, give it a try!
I quickly realized that it's difficult, but certainly not impossible. You'll have the best experience if you can get your penis in exactly the right place in the Satisfyer (where the vibrations can be felt well)! The only question is whether it adds much to the experience, and as far as I'm concerned it doesn't.
Okay, so put it on a hard cock. I recommend using a little lubricant, despite the nice, soft opening of the Satisfyer. The opening is not very large, which I personally really like because it means your penis is well enclosed, so to get your hard penis in there, some lubricant is not a bad idea.
Once I had the Satisyer in place it was time to try the vibrations. Given that it has 70!!! different vibration combinations, there's plenty to experiment with. I did run into a small flaw in the Satisfyer at this point, the buttons! Because they're nicely integrated into the design of the Satisfyer, you almost can't feel them. So it's really difficult to play with the vibration settings by touch alone. You have to keep looking to check where the buttons are. But fine, back to the vibrations. They actually feel pretty great! Now I do think that the motor is not directly on the glans so you will have to reposition the Satisfyer to keep feeling the most intense vibrations. And because the opening isn't that big, it creates a vacuum seal. I know this can feel a bit painful in some men, but personally I really like it. This allows me to increase the sensation not only by pressing the toy on my penis but also by pulling it!
Finally, the Satisfyer also has a heating function (it is not called 'Heat Vibration' for nothing). The toy includes a heating element that can heat up to 104 degrees Fahrenheit (40 Celsius). The idea behind it is that the blood vessels in your glans will open further, giving the sensation an extra boost. I have no idea if that's actually true. I liked the feel of it but if you're asking whether or not it really adds something...
Conclusion
When I heard that I was going to be testing the Satisfyer Men - Heat Vibration, I read some other test blogs. None of them were really positive, so I had my doubts. Now that I've tried it out myself I can't say that I agree with what I've read. No, it's not the most powerful toy I've ever seen, but it is definitely a fun toy to take the next step in the world of high class toys. There is certainly a positive difference between the cheaper toys and this one.
If you've already experienced the world of masturbators but want to take a step towards more luxury at a reasonable price then I definitely recommend this toy!
Final report
And now it's time for the final verdict. As you may already know I am a typical Dutchman (normal is crazy enough for me) and I am very stingy when it comes to handing out 10s (in this case 5s). But the Satisfyer Men - Heat Vibration has certainly earned it.